My favorite right wingnut posted on his facebook page a lame copied post about the difference between a conservative and a liberal. I think I am going to alter what the conservative side should read...
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, it probably is just the one that he killed his homosexual neighbor with and is just throwing it away to get rid of the evidence.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he is called a pussy by all his friends.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, he lives in fear that his friends will kill him for being a freak of nature.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he has finally figured out that the ponzi scheme was a bad idea. Or, he thinks that if they cut taxes more, then the rich will let that money trickle down to him. Or, he will just have more time to spend in front of the abortion clinic protesting while his brother goes in and kills him a doctor.
If a Liberal is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, she demands that Letterman apologizes for making fun of her slutty daughter.
A Liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, his friends think he will spend the rest of eternity in Hell unless they save him.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. But, he will also think that this process is socialism because that is what Obamacare actually does.
If a Liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends to reinforce his belief that he is cool rather than the reality that he is really a douche bag.
A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it. Note: The wingnut forwarded it. I just ridiculed it.
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